Ethan continues to make us laugh day in and day out - well, and if you can imagine, he about makes us pull our hair out too! What a multi-talented child! Enjoy some of our recent conversations.............
Setup: Walking from the car to the Doctor's office building.
Mom: Oh, Ethan, look at all the pretty flowers. I love the pink ones!
Ethan: Oh, Mom! Look at the yellow flowers. I wuv them.
Mom: Ha! You do?
Ethan: Yes, I just wuv them.
Setup: Just a normal day at home
Ethan: Mom, I wants a snack
Mom: Uh, no, not right now
Ethan: But, but, but, but, but I wants a coooookie (imagine the pouty face)
Mom: You don't need a cookie, we will be eating dinner soon
Ethan: But, I wants a cookie, I just wuv them.
Mom: (chuckles), I know you do, but if you eat all of your dinner you can have one later.....
Setup: Bedtime - time to say our good nights and I love yous........
Dad: Good night, Ethan!
Ethan: Good night, Daddy!
Dad: Don't let the bed bugs bite
Ethan: No, YOU don't let the bed bugs bite (pointing his finger at daddy with scrunched eyebrows)
Dad: YOU don't let the bed bugs bite
Ethan: Ah! I a bed bug - rah rah rah rah rah (those are supposed to be pretend biting noises - and he is pretending to attack Dad as a bug)
Dad: Ah! No, no, no don't bite me!!!!
Ethan: (belly laughter)
And.....repeat, over and over and over, night after night after night!
Setup: Packing and planning for our first camping trip
Mom: Ethan! Are you excited?! What are we going to do when we go camping?
Ethan: Eat marshmallows and hot dogs!
Mom: Yeah! And what else?
Ethan: Pick up sticks! And go camping! And eat........BUGS!
Mom: BUGS?! Uck! I don't want to eat bugs!
Ethan: (laughing) NAH! We no eat bugs! (he totally cracks himself up!)
Setup: Random moments of singing...
Ethan: B-I-ES-ES-SHO, B-I-ES-ES-SHO, B-I-ES-ES-SHO (translation: B-I-N-G-O, and the song goes no further than this!)
Mom: Ethan - tell Dad what song you were singing to me in the car!
Ethan: (singing) Here's my nummer! (translation: Carly Rae Jepsen's super popular 'Call Me Maybe' song)
Mom: (burst of laughter - first I have heard this) Well, yes, I guess we heard that song too, but tell Dad the other song!
Ethan: Rumors has it, Rumors has it, Rumors has it! (translation: Adele's also super popular 'Rumor Has It' that is also played on the radio all the time)
Dad: (shaking his head, not sure if he should be proud or not)
Setup: The HUGE battle of picking up toys around the house
Mom: Ethan - are you listening? Let's get your stuff picked up.
Ethan: (in la-la land)
Mom: Hey - you need to put your listening ears on
Ethan: (grabbing both of his ears - you, know, to put the listening ones on!)
Mom: Ok, come on, let's get this stuff picked up
Ethan: Mom? Can I take them off now?
Mom: Take what off?
Ethan: My ears.
Mom: Sigh.......................(translation: I give)
Setup: Pretend play..........Mom is folding laundry, Ethan is playing
Ethan: (grabs empty hamper and puts over his head) I 2 be a wobot, I 2 be a wobot (in his amazing robot voice)
Mom: (laughing) Ethan, are you a robot?
Ethan: (walking stiffly with the hamper still on his head) I 2 be wobot, I2 be a wobot.........Mom! MOM! I a robot.
Mom: (still laughing) Oh, yes, you sure are!
Setup: Playing with his fellow 3 year old friend - neither of which want to share a golf ball (yes, a dang golf ball)
Ethan: (to his friend) I want the ball, give me the ball!
Mom: Ethan Michael! You need to talk nice to your friend!
Ethan: (gets in his friend's face) NICE! NICE!
Mom: ETHAN! Don't just yell the word 'nice' at him, you need to use your nice words! Just share and take turns. UGH!
(all of the adults roar into laughter- I believe shortly thereafter the ball was taken away from both of them)